Flick’s New Facebook
November 20, 2009
So my lady friend has a cat. More accurately her family has a cat. Now there are many things that I disagree with when it comes to this feline friend. Firstly, it dribbles. I can deal with most levels of gross, really there isn’t too much that upsets my stomach. But Flick is kinda on the extreme of gross. She drools over everything: the carpet, the couches, my foot and my stuff. I can’t stand it.
On one occasion she vomited all over a laptop. Awesome. (Cat vomit smells like catfood. Catfood smells like ass.)
The whole point of this is that Flick now has a facebook page, much to the delight of all who know her but felt that a real life friendship just wasn’t enough. The coolest part of Flick’s facebook account is that her religion is listed as Christian-Purrsbyterian. Punishingly good.
Anyway Flick’s pretty cool and I’m her friend on facebook. MLIA.
Next time I think I’ll talk about the new Mario game for Wii rather than a digital profile of an animal… Yeah that might actually be interesting.

Your description of cat vomit was extremely amusing. Please only write about cat food from now on.