Flick’s New Facebook

November 20, 2009

So my lady friend has a cat. More accurately her family has a cat. Now there are many things that I disagree with when it comes to this feline friend. Firstly, it dribbles. I can deal with most levels of gross, really there isn’t too much that upsets my stomach. But Flick is kinda on the extreme of gross. She drools over everything: the carpet, the couches, my foot and my stuff. I can’t stand it.

On one occasion she vomited all over a laptop. Awesome. (Cat vomit smells like catfood. Catfood smells like ass.)

The whole point of this is that Flick now has a facebook page, much to the delight of all who know her but felt that a real life friendship just wasn’t enough. The coolest part of Flick’s facebook account is that her religion is listed as Christian-Purrsbyterian. Punishingly good.

Anyway Flick’s pretty cool and I’m her friend on facebook. MLIA.

So lazy Flick

Next time I think I’ll talk about the new Mario game for Wii rather than a digital profile of an animal… Yeah that might actually be interesting.

One Response to “Flick’s New Facebook”

  1. NotJamesMorgan said

    Your description of cat vomit was extremely amusing. Please only write about cat food from now on.

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